07-15-05 - 6:05 p.m.
it's 106 here in northern nevada and i'll be damned if all the locals can't talk about anything but the heat. yeah, it's hot, but you chose to live here! service your fucking swamp cooler and get over it!
in other news, the rumble doll cut her first tooth. the sport utility puppies now have eyeballs. berries has developed a sudden interest in horseback riding, and yes, i own a horse, but tiffany is spoiled and has an aversion to a big piece of metal in her mouth. try wrestling an 800 pound animal into a bridle and see how much you sweat. and if and when you do succeed in saddling this dainty little mare, she behaves like one of those $10 an hour rental nags- the kind that only hurry when the barn is finally in sight.
am i the only one who feels lost now that 'dancing with the stars' is over? and did i mention it's hot outside?