07-26-05 - july 26, 1931
07-25-05 - another weekend in hell
07-17-05 - a three page arrest record and an injured hamster
07-15-05 - summer in the sage
07-13-05 - buddy, does your dick still work?
07-11-05 - spruce, pine, and redwood
07-04-05 - july 4th
07-02-05 - not to mention nils, max, and miami steve
06-29-05 - dating 101, grade k
06-28-05 - rip and a 20 cent raise
06-26-05 - 240 miles and a black bear diner
06-24-05 - t-bones and an inflatible bed
06-20-05 - monday in june
06-19-05 - june is bustin' out all over
06-12-05 - another june 12th
06-04-05 - bud lite and bicycle assembly 101
06-02-05 - crown victoria
06-01-05 - himbo heaven
05-30-05 - beer, bbq and bucking broncos
05-29-05 - the cadillac of inflatable comfort
05-22-05 - somewhere in heaven, my parents are laughing their asses off
05-20-05 - she snores, whines, and mooches
05-17-05 - black suede, by avon
05-14-05 - never underestimate a himbo
05-07-05 - bosstime...again
04-28-05 - reno
04-23-05 - street date 4/26
04-20-05 - killing time in claims
04-20-05 - hi ho silver, away
04-19-05 - 10 bucks gets you fifty
04-16-05 - curry comb and ortho tri whatever
04-14-05 - godiva or ghiradelli?
04-13-05 - boss time...again
04-09-05 - hands without a face
04-05-05 - toilet paper and windex is a lateral move
04-02-05 - cheap merlot was meant to be sipped
03-28-05 - condors vs titans
03-26-05 - i once met the third wife and she was fat
03-25-05 - bourbon street backroom
03-24-05 - wouldn't you know it- his name is john
03-17-05 - himbo strikes again
03-13-05 - furniture and such
03-12-05 - the jelly osaki
03-10-05 - 4.97
03-06-05 - moscow on the truckee
03-02-05 - his feet aren't really that big
03-01-05 - faux silicone
02-28-05 - lord of all knick-knacks, 2005
02-24-05 - hi ho silver
02-23-05 - promotion
02-18-05 - cry and die, 101
02-16-05 - bosstime
02-12-05 - chateau bliss
02-10-05 - bring on the banjos
02-09-05 - fuck wallyworld
02-07-05 - partly cloudy with a chance of gloom
02-03-05 - misty 120's
01-30-05 - pattikins
01-27-05 - security threads, watermarks, and krispy kremes
01-12-05 - paul hogan belongs on the barbie
01-01-05 - shark bait
12-28-04 - safe
12-26-04 - yuletide update
12-13-04 - one saturday left til christmas
12-06-04 - white, with velcro
12-04-04 - pogonip
11-29-04 - lilo's place
11-28-04 - the weather outside is frightful
11-27-04 - 23rd street lullaby
11-15-04 - gulf or texaco?
11-12-04 - hot roast beef and a halloween hangover
10-17-04 - a walk on the wild side
10-16-04 - in the language of flowers, yellow means what?
10-15-04 - breakfast at tiffany's
10-12-04 - a menopausal moment
10-11-04 - redemption for a home wrecker
10-10-04 - travis bickle and his father's hat
10-03-04 - mel
10-01-04 - hot alfalfa breath and lamaze classes
09-16-04 - cool shoes and vodka tonics
09-13-04 - the loneliest shithole in america
09-05-04 - two flakes from a three wire bale
09-03-04 - equine separation anxiety
08-29-04 - they wanted kenny chesney
08-23-04 - six degrees of notebook paper
08-22-04 - five dogs and three divorces
08-13-04 - wool growers
08-10-04 - mel gibson sometimes sucks
08-08-04 - 11) count the tumbleweeds
08-03-04 - five dogs and two bud lights
07-30-04 - a theory on equine selection
07-24-04 - diced peaches in tupperware
07-22-04 - and she's got spencer's nose
07-04-04 - july 4th
07-03-04 - life maintenance with a dose of history
06-23-04 - 31 flavors and a farrell's zoo
06-19-04 - i love you, but fuck you
06-18-04 - a story of two jims
06-17-04 - letting go?
06-17-04 - milestones in sand
06-14-04 - mystic river and fine wine
06-13-04 - two days as a greenhorn
06-01-04 - hot fudge
05-28-04 - bake-etts and long cut
05-18-04 - yo, adrian
05-13-04 - stock options and 401k
05-09-04 - how does the damn clock know it's mother's day???
05-06-04 - find strength in what remains behind...
05-04-04 - time of day
05-02-04 - is ellen ripley still available?
05-01-04 - jobhunt
04-28-04 - still an hour east of reno
04-24-04 - an hour east of reno
11-01-03 - milestones
10-09-03 - john
09-16-03 - he found his soulmate
09-04-03 - even geraniums need water
09-02-03 - swimming with sharks
08-29-03 - yes, kmart
08-25-03 - it sings like bruce
08-23-03 - big dipper and cow pies
08-21-03 - checkmate
08-16-03 - memorial day and oral highway
08-16-03 - swap meet saturday
08-14-03 - niblick road
08-12-03 - geography
08-12-03 - truth and consequences
08-09-03 - candy
08-01-03 - bear hugs given here
07-28-03 - divided heart
07-25-03 - cohabitation
07-21-03 - a dose of my own bitter medicine
07-18-03 - let's play doctor
07-17-03 - a heart the size of texas
07-15-03 - city slickers
07-14-03 - quarantine
07-11-03 - boots and bedpans
07-08-03 - rocky mountain oysters
07-04-03 - not-so-grand avenue
06-23-03 - shaven heifer
06-20-03 - profjcr
06-18-03 - pierce me proper
06-17-03 - he has his own vons club card, too
06-16-03 - 6/12/53
06-14-03 - moo
06-13-03 - 10 misconceptions 'bout 'boys
06-12-03 - old hoss looking for new pasture
06-09-03 - 10% off the early bird special
05-07-03 - update
05-02-03 - terms of endearment
04-25-03 - 20 arrivals and a shitload of laundry
04-22-03 - meltdown
04-21-03 - two coronas and an ozzy translator
04-20-03 - easter
04-17-03 - a day off
04-14-03 - monday
04-11-03 - salvation and a corona
04-07-03 - venus refill cartridges are damn expensive, but oh, what a shave
04-05-03 - charles shaw and mr. bubble
04-03-03 - another episode of "as the stomach turns"
03-29-03 - weekend update
03-23-03 - honeymoon is over
03-22-03 - 9,000 rpms and an oreo mcflurry
03-20-03 - puffy eyes and a bruised heart
03-18-03 - corned beef and cabbage
03-15-03 - honeymoon part VIII
03-13-03 - never believe what the sweet old guy at the hardware store tells you
03-07-03 - have you heard about hugo and kim?
03-05-03 - he intends to reimburse me
03-04-02 - tour of duty
03-01-03 - even the cafeteria food was gourmet
02-27-03 - i've seen better sins on a brady bunch rerun
02-25-03 - in need of serious couch time
02-24-03 - how to save money on dinnerware
02-23-03 - a raise, paid vacation, and full benefits
02-22-03 - he thought 'signs' was a stupid movie about aliens
02-16-03 - sunday
02-15-03 - loreal...because i'm worth it.
02-13-03 - the day before the day i used to hate
02-09-03 - i am not worldly
02-08-03 - timing belts and other worries
02-07-03 - double creme
02-02-03 - there's even a possibility of a raise
02-01-03 - job interview gone wrong
01-30-03 - the rising part deux
01-28-03 - i ran into a doorknob and other lies
01-25-03 - what i get from eating right before bed
01-23-03 - ragpicker's dream and bill the butcher
01-21-03 - deep sea fishing and phone kisses
01-20-03 - elementary math
01-19-03 - the bar closed early.
01-18-03 - three thousand miles and a three hour time difference
01-17-03 - two #3's with no onions or pickles
01-12-03 - you paid how much for those hearing aids????
01-11-03 - notes on a new year
01-05-02 - another sunday in limbo
12-27-02 - thinking spot in the rain
12-25-02 - heading for the moon
12-23-02 - he has eyes like a wounded deer
12-21-02 - santa baby
12-16-02 - his last name is really kenmore
12-15-02 - bingle jells
12-13-02 - electric reindeer merlot
12-09-02 - red red whine
12-07-02 - fundamentals of brown gravy
12-03-02 - scotland, pa.
12-02-02 - steak and scampi
11-28-02 - thanksgiving
11-27-02 - a toddlin' town
11-25-02 - family bosoms
11-24-02 - florida was an option
11-21-02 - avenal
11-19-02 - four hail marys and one act of contrition
11-18-02 - monday
11-16-02 - glass slippers are for fools
11-13-02 - suicidal tendencies
11-12-02 - limbo with a hangover
11-09-02 - is anybody alive out there?
11-08-02 - cloudy with a chance of showers
11-05-02 - payment deferred until february
11-03-02 - sunday
11-02-02 - having or showing unaffected simplicity of nature
10-30-02 - day old donuts and a closet queer
10-29-02 - if i only had a brain
10-25-02 - thursday
10-23-02 - is your refrigerator running?
10-21-02 - mirror
10-20-02 - reunion
10-19-02 - merlot, cookie dough and panic room
10-14-02 - sage green
10-13-02 - the love boat
10-12-02 - boyfriend blues
10-11-02 - afterglow
10-09-02 - heasley
10-08-02 - chemistry
10-07-02 - self-analysis
10-03-02 - thursday
10-02-02 - 9/30/55
09-29-02 - sunday
09-29-02 - he had a cement pompador
09-28-02 - mean reds
09-27-02 - not your ordinary episode of er
09-26-02 - nail polish remover and a whole roll of paper towels
09-25-02 - weather report
09-23-02 - mary's dress waves
09-22-02 - ghosts of christmas past
09-21-02 - 5:00AM
09-20-02 - candy land
09-19-02 - things to do on a tank of gas
09-18-02 - what i learned at back to school night
09-17-02 - brain drain
09-16-02 - long term goal
09-15-02 - worlds apart
09-12-02 - road work
09-11-02 - ghosts
09-10-02 - notes on a mid-life crisis
09-04-02 - a pint of ben and jerry's makin' whoopie ice cream and other delights
09-02-02 - bruce is god
08-26-02 - the rising
08-24-02 - two days til the rising
08-18-02 - rachel, richard and the rest of humanity
08-10-02 - ladder climbing
08-08-02 - sobriety
08-07-02 - pandora's box
08-04-02 - friendship and other hazards
07-31-02 - efferdent
07-30-02 - bruce is god
07-28-02 - playpen
07-27-02 - july 26, 1931
07-25-02 - thursday
07-23-02 - straight A's
07-22-02 - dear patrick, it's monday and i miss you
07-21-02 - baby blues
07-21-02 - mongolian beef and alain renais
07-20-02 - good morning, how may i help you?
07-19-02 - skip the frankincense and myrrh
07-18-02 - drink special of the day; rum and coke
07-17-02 - on a night when i'd ordinarily be changing the sheets
07-16-02 - homemade rootbeer, anyone?
07-15-02 - monday
07-14-02 - bastille day
07-12-02 - escape
07-09-02 - youth hostel
07-06-02 - richard
07-05-02 - the classifieds.
07-02-02 - fuck you
06-30-02 - once in a blue moon
06-29-02 - liza and b.o. in a halston
06-27-02 - thursday
06-26-02 - better left unsaid
06-26-02 - and it's not even thursday
06-25-02 - the rising
06-25-02 - late for work
06-24-02 - patrick
06-23-02 - 37 checkouts and a hot flash
06-21-02 - the straight story
06-20-02 - the grey fox
06-20-02 - night shift
06-19-02 - boozeless
06-17-02 - love lessons
06-16-02 - ode to a married man
06-15-02 - thumbs up
06-14-02 - friday
06-13-02 - thursday
06-13-02 - 6-12-53
06-10-02 - he sleeps with the fishes
06-09-02 - beer, bath, blues
06-09-02 - other uses for rodents and habitrails
06-07-02 - hook, line and sinker
06-06-02 - madam becky
06-06-02 - thursday
06-05-02 - thought for the day
06-03-02 - art who?
06-01-02 - barbecue misfits
06-01-02 - 5:45 AM
05-31-02 - picnic
05-30-02 - another thursday
05-29-02 - bite me
05-28-02 - claire de loony tune
05-27-02 - summit drive
05-26-02 - nail clippers and a magnet
05-25-02 - friday
05-23-02 - nightshift
05-21-02 - wish list
05-21-02 - may 21, 2002
05-21-02 - may 21, 1986
05-19-02 - sunday
05-18-02 - a visit to metropolis
05-16-02 - zero hour
05-15-02 - spare us some grief and retire, goddammit!
05-14-02 - telepathy
05-13-02 - steve somebody
05-12-02 - for myk
05-12-02 - in lieu of hallmark
05-11-02 - we go way back
05-10-02 - the boss is the boss
05-10-02 - comedy club
05-09-02 - thursday
05-07-02 - death becomes me
05-07-02 - brian's song without the football
05-05-02 - dreaming of mortuary science
05-04-02 - when dreams bite you on the ass
05-04-02 - picnic
05-03-02 - the hong kong cavaliers
05-02-02 - mathematics
05-01-02 - watermelon flavored carbon dioxide
04-30-02 - bette davis eyes
04-30-02 - connections
04-29-02 - monday
04-28-02 - sunday
04-28-02 - blind and dating
04-27-02 - my hollie golightly
04-26-02 - lemon mousse
04-25-02 - jealousy
04-24-02 - tangle up, tango on
04-24-02 - mid life child grows up
04-23-02 - two days from thursday
04-22-02 - blue monday
04-21-02 - it even has a clock
04-19-02 - thursday
04-18-02 - april 18th
04-18-02 - horny but employed
04-17-02 - celebrity neighbors
04-15-02 - cheap rum and wild cherry pepsi
04-15-02 - i prefer the reclining position
04-14-02 - what's a friend for?
04-13-02 - saturday
04-12-02 - the sex life of water fowl
04-12-02 - reading matter
04-11-02 - 1953
04-10-02 - michael II
04-09-02 - bellbottoms and wire hangers
04-08-02 - extra crispy
04-07-02 - manspeak II
04-07-02 - manspeak, loosely translated
04-06-02 - return of the 50 foot woman
04-05-02 - 2 back to back episodes of er and folger's faux latte
04-04-02 - fuzzy navels
04-03-02 - april 3, 1980
04-02-02 - tuesday
03-31-02 - hollyweird
03-28-02 - gemini reflections
03-27-02 - tequila shots and bubble bath
03-24-02 - brotherly love II
03-24-02 - sunday
03-23-02 - love on the walk of fame
03-23-02 - brotherly love
03-22-02 - did you hear the one about....?
03-22-02 - was it something i said?
03-21-02 - warm jam and pearl jam
03-21-02 - thursday
03-20-02 - bad moon rising
03-19-02 - empathy
03-18-02 - a reeeally big shew
03-17-02 - and i'm not even irish
03-16-02 - death and coffee stains
03-16-02 - don't try this at home
03-16-02 - astrology 101
03-15-02 - it was a chevy monte carlo
03-15-02 - defy your age
03-14-02 - i'm the right thing to do
03-13-02 - don't dippity do me
03-13-02 - i thought zabriskie point was just a movie
03-12-02 - good morning and fuck you
03-10-02 - and i used it on my hair in 1967!!!
03-10-02 - notes on an ed harris tour de force
03-09-02 - whose line is it anyway?- the home version
03-08-02 - so i'm no emily dickinson
03-07-02 - raggedy ann was the second choice
03-06-02 - multi tasking
03-06-02 - now if he'd just put the seat down...
03-05-02 - and you think you've got problems...
03-03-02 - denial, defiance, or suicide?
03-03-02 - "growing old is not for pussies"
03-01-02 - driving for dummies
02-28-02 - tweezers in the glovebox
02-26-02 - sex, lies and more doughnuts
02-25-02 - the wine bottle was blue!
02-24-02 - nick and nora
02-24-02 - starring melissa gilbert as me
02-23-02 - call me hester prynne
02-22-02 - night shift
02-22-02 - and the answer is: a paper shredder
02-21-02 - sure beats a celery stick
02-21-02 - taco souls are we
02-20-02 - and they're anatomically correct, too
02-19-02 - what are neighbors for?
02-19-02 - in lieu of a clothesline
02-17-02 - pms II
02-17-02 - an argument for menopause
02-16-02 - he'd rather be a bartender, but what the hell
02-16-02 - i got the sewing machine
02-15-02 - and your point is...?
02-14-02 - fuck flowers and chocolate
02-14-02 - sex and rollercoasters
02-12-02 - merry maids
02-11-02 - spirits prefer margaritas
02-11-02 - the sun roof is really for henry
02-10-02 - tell me again why bruce took a piss on 14th street
02-10-02 - ...and mimi provided the ice
02-8-02 - he prefers am pm hot dogs
02-07-02 - tapioca
02-06-02 - a hallmark moment
02-06-02 - the towel becomes him
02-05-02 - ..and i want my own parking space
02-03-02 - football 101
02-03-02 - is a dream a lie if it don't come true?
02-02-02 - fanny wrappers
02-02-02 - death to the food network!
02-02-02 - and now for the steamy stuff...
02-01-02 - definitely not a sex dream
01-31-02 - and this means what?
01-31-02 - no perfume please
01-30-02 - the dashboard is still dusty
01-30-02 - fuck the golden years
01-28-02 - can i wear snow boots with my board shorts?
01-28-02 - the dashboard was dusty
01-28-02 - pigskin envy
01-27-02 - 100% chance of jealousy
01-27-02 - no ragu here, mister
01-26-02 - love, honor, and forgive my hangover
01-26-02 - at least the room didn't spin
01-24-02 - read the fine print of your rental agreement
01-24-02 - it's good, but please keep the "bams!" to a minimum
01-24-02 - american skin vs city of ruins
01-23-02 - weather report
01-23-02 - magic act
01-22-02 - two days from thursday
01-22-02 - relatives are like fish
01-21-02 - godzilla in heels
01-21-02 - i'd wear a halston
01-20-02 - seaplanes are a big deal in seattle
01-20-02 - modern maturity
01-19-02 - bauernplatte
01-18-02 - genetics
01-17-02 - levi strauss
01-16-02 - naked twister
01-15-02 - nap is a dirty word
01-15-02 - alone in the dark
01-15-02 - latrec is grave spinning
01-14-02 - trapped
01-14-02 - pecan praline, mint chip, and peppermint
01-14-02 - eat your heart out, joan rivers
01-14-02 - mileage
01-14-02 - january 14th, 1917
01-13-02 - i was 15 in 1968
01-13-02 - all aboard
01-12-02 - flying lessons
01-11-02 - mr bubble
01-11-02 - clarence turns 60
01-10-02 - anger management
01-10-02 - demons
01-10-02 - map of years
01-10-02 - lumps
01-10-02 - dye job
01-09-02 - no tv trays
01-09-02 - poohville
01-08-02 - ghosts II
01-08-02 - perks of a gemini
01-07-02 - ghosts
01-07-02 - sunday night
01-06-02 - working for uncle ben
01-06-02 - driving
01-06-02 - revival
01-05-02 - le voyeur
01-05-02 - a room with a view
01-05-02 - bad dream
01-04-02 - the demise of edna
01-04-02 - compaq
01-03-02 - fox flings
01-03-02 - thursday II
01-03-02 - thursday
01-02-02 - wake up call
01-02-02 - berries
12-31-01 - resolutions
12-31-01 - night shift
12-31-01 - sex, lies and donuts
12-30-01 - the dodge dart of cruise lines
12-24-01 - gifts
12-23-01 - honey dos
12-23-01 - cul-de-sac
12-22-01 - xmas cheer, part deux
12-22-01 - wretched child #2
12-21-01 - xmas cheer
12-20-01 - mimi turns 56
12-20-01 - thursday morn
12-19-01 - reflections on swapping spit
12-19-01 - corndogs
12-18-01 - reflections on matrimony
12-18-01 - pms
12-17-01 - vacation countdown
12-17-01 - domestic bliss
12-16-01 - ex-husband
12-16-01 - mimi, mitzi, and massage oil
12-15-01 - reflections on japanese beer