07-13-05 - 5:06 p.m.
the himbo bought a new truck and came by last night to show it off. i suggested he try a tailgate party, and of course he didn't get it, so off we went, to lower the tailgate of his beautiful new truck, where i preceeded to demonstrate the dynamics of said tailgate party. legs locked around his waist, i painted a sensuous but bawdy portrait involving isolated desert, a six pack of beer, and a gorgeous sunset. background music by k-bull, the reno country station.
oh, he said.