04-20-05 - 8:11 a.m.
my secret crush, tonto, is gone. that's right, after a week as department manager of chemicals and paper goods, a task that left him looking shell-shocked and lost, as if he was waiting for the other shoe to drop, he was fired. what for? his arrogant sexist behavior and general loathsomeness? total ineptitude at stocking toilet paper and comet? no, because he ordered food at the snack bar before clocking out for lunch.
you've got to admire the ingenuity behind that one.