03-06-05 - 9:10 a.m.
i found a russian deli in reno. not that i was looking for a russian deli. actually, i was sitting over a platter of sizzling fajitas, glanced up and saw a big sign that said MOSCOW. and in the heart of the culturally barren wasteland called nevada, who wouldn't investigate that? after two coronas, i was tempted to make an ass of myself; (please, i vant blue jeans- calvin klein!) instead i tried to read a menu- tongue and borscht- and bought a package of loose tea with czar nicholas II on the package. (imagine poor nicky's chagrin if he knew his image was promoting half the products in the store! commercialism AND sainthood? what's next?!) then it was off to the mall, where berries bought a green day onsie for the rumble doll.
note to my bruce compadres; visit geocities.com/brucetramps/ and check out the 'brucelet'. can we all live without one?