02-27-03 - 7:33 p.m.
this is her alter ego, the bad one whose last name is black, the one who has been simmering beneath her skin all week, anxious to get out and misbehave the way she never will; drink vodka and exercise the proverbial middle finger and exorcise the demons, those edgy feelings she squashes in order to please the ones she loves. god, what fun. for example, did you know....
1)she lied on her state income tax form regarding renter's credit?
2)she enjoyed kissing wine charm guy and often entertains the idea of offering tech support for his hard drive?
3)she daydreams of leaving behind her pathetic hospitality career to learn the ancient art of flower arranging?
4)hates olives and mustard but loves anchovies?
5)often wishes with all her heart that patrick's spouse g would vanish into a sugary void of raggedy ann dolls and antique quilts and never return?
6)talks aloud to herself in moments of anxiety, chanting "michael and elliot in target"?
7)still yearns for reruns of 30-Something, so she can actually see the michael-and- elliot-in-target episode?
8)listens to eddie money when she thinks no one is looking?
9)frets during each and every orgasm over the health of patrick's heart, but selfishly continues to rock his geriatric world?
10) eats imported french double creme brie with careless abandon?
time for another drink; she can have the hangover.