12-21-02 - 8:17 a.m.
patrick called early this morning to ask what i had my heart set on receiving for christmas. i was tempted, thanks to pms and a case of the mean reds, to make some scathing remark about a gift certificate in g's stocking for divorce court, but as everyone knows, i'm all grown up now, so i told him, in my sexiest, most wistful voice;
baseboards for my bathroom.