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04-07-02 - 12:56 p.m.

...and an hour later he calls.

i desperately need a bubble bath with you, he says. can we take one tonight?

imagine my surprise.

the question is, i tell him, can you?

would i be calling if i couldn't? i'll even cook redneck food for you.

if it involves okra or turnip greens, i say, forget it.

he feigns indignance.

i have cheerfully faced every type of scary cheese on the planet for you, he reminds me. you can do this for me.

i couldn't argue that one. i only hope his idea of redneck food is KFC.

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