02-07-03 - 8:30 a.m.
knowing how i feel about patrick, berries was surprised by my under-reaction to wine charm guy's advances. i guess she expected me to scream rape and run. i tried to explain it, using a clever metaphor.
i'm crazy about brie, i told her, but that doesn't mean i won't sample a new camembert.
mom, she exclaimed, you can't love brie and go around trying other cheeses.