01-20-03 - 9:01 a.m.
my friend dereka, who is newly engaged to chris, calls in tears, frustrated because he won't fuck her enough.
then my old friend chris, who is newly married to devon, calls in frustration, because she won't fuck him enough.
now i'm no einstein, but the solution to this equation just jumped off the damn blackboard. correct me if i'm wrong.
my chris + dereka = richter scale sex, and they won't even have to change the monograms on the bath towels.