06-09-02 - 7:05 a.m.
over gator bites and dixie beer at bon temps last night, richard discovered that i had never seen an uncircumcised dick. this led to a cyber trek through the dark recesses of pornoland, with rest stops at 'lusty babes with farm animals' and rotten.com's infamous 'fuck of the month'. i feel more cheapened than educated, but i have new respect for the power of the internet; i now know how the gerbil finds its way to its 'destination'. and yes mom, it really does look like a mouse in a turtleneck sweater.